Hello, and welcome to the ATP series we call, Really Dumb Things, They Said. I’m Barry Nussbaum.

You may know Under Armour as a monstrously successful sports apparel company. They’ve got their gear on every professional sport. They are everywhere, and now they are going anti-white to prove they aren’t racist. They are expending a considerable effort to stop their employees from being so white that they are racists.

The company is forcing its white employees to undergo a training program that asks them to consider ways in which they might be racist already. The course moderator even reportedly asked white employees how many virtually all-white funerals have you been to during your lifetime. Insisting that not going to a minority funeral may also prove that you are racist. She then told white employees that, ‘The question should be something you are thinking about if you are white for the rest of your life.”

In another part of the training, she taught people whites are told that even saying, “I was taught to treat everyone the same,” is also racist.

Geez, that’s the way my parents raised me, and they were like the most nonracist people I ever knew. However, in this case, they didn’t attend the Under Armour training course. The course is racist. The company for supporting the course is certainly misguided, and this moderator and teacher are clearly racist.

All of them are really, really dumb.